August 2009
5 posts
Self-help course →
Self-help or self-development course: it’s a powerful set of theories delivered by powerful speakers. And the greatest thing it can do? Paradigm shift, for better or for worse.
Whenever you are attending self-help courses/ reading self-development books, remember, you are still you…
GI Joe
Before entering the cinema...
Wiki: It's a huge $170 million movie~~
S: You know how much ppl spent to make this movie or not? It's a freaking 200 mil ehhh..
2 hours later...
P: So, what do you think about the movie arr?
me: I appreciate the fact that there is actually someone out there, who spent that amount of money to create this movie, and to entertain big boys like us.
C: So, what do you think about the movie arr?
me: I appreciate the fact that there is actually someone out there, who spent that amount of money to create this movie, and to entertain big boys like us.
S: So, what do you think about the movie arr?
P & C: Hahaha.....he just told us that and he is going to repeat that for the 3rd time!
me: I appreciate the fact that there is actually someone out there, who spent that amount of money to create this movie, and to entertain big boys like us.
Next time...
Random: So, what do you think about the movie GI Joe arr?
me: go check out 'mydadsellschinesemedicine.tumblr.com'. Thanks.
etc. etc.
“I see 2 groups of women in the world: 1) girl-friend material and 2) wife...”
– Cannot review his name, else he will be killed by 90% of the women that disagree with this.
Ferrari
One day, in a restaurant,
super innocent fren: Why do you think the UK girl is so good?
me: If I could objectify her as a car, she is like a Ferrari.
super innocent fren: Wow...!
fren who likes to meet strangers: You think she is a Ferrari. And that is because she is someone you cannot get, that's why you think her as a Ferrari.
me: That's not necessarily true, cos I actually touched Ferrari's butt before...I mean, the car...
“Everyone deserves a second chance, where is mine?”
– ‘my friend’ - Kah Wai